Onedogwalker was taking Charlie for a walk last week when he picked up something that caught his eye. However, the long purple rubber toy was not one made for dogs. Poor Charlie’s walker had to chase him for fifteen minutes before he decided to drop the giant dildo.
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It seems that Charlie was enjoying his walk a little too much when he stumbled across a giant purple dildo (why are they always purple?). The cheeky pup posed from a distance while his walker took a few snaps to send to his owners to show how great of a time he was having.
Moments later the walker realised that what she thought was a stick was something much more embarrassing, leaving her to try and pry the hopefully unused sex toy from the dog’s mouth.
The 33-year-old ended up having to chase the dog around for a good fifteen minutes in Chesterfield, Derbyshire, before she caught up with the pup. His running had sent the dildo ‘bouncing everywhere', what imagery.
The dog walker had tried to kick the sex toy away from the dog, but as every good boy does, he chased after it and retrieved it. After all, isn’t that how fetch works? And, to make matters worse, another dog had joined in the battle for the purple dildo.
Eventually, the dog walker managed to distract the dogs enough to hide the sex toy in a ditch. We bet she’s glad that hand sanitiser is in such abundant supply.
A photo of Charlie with the dildo in his mouth has already gained over 2,000 likes and comments. The dog walker spoke about the incident:
He ran down a hill and at the time I didn't realise but he came back up with it [the sex toy] in his mouth. From a distance it just looked like a stick and the owner had just messaged me to see how he was so I sent that picture - then two minutes later realised what it was.
The walker continued:
I sent him the close-up picture saying 'you'll never guess what he's just found - dying here'. He just laughed it off - Charlie is such a character and has a lot of energy - the fact that he found it made it even funnier because it's just something he would do, it's Charlie all over. He was dead chuffed with himself - I think he thought somebody had lost their dog toy and he'd found it - he thought it was fantastic and to my horror was chomping away on it.
The dog walker went on about her efforts to try and rid the x-rated toy which could have been a very embarrassing situation if anyone else was around:
Straight away I was like 'oh my god, Charlie, put that down, please put that down' - which made him want to play with it even more. He just thought it was a toy - another dog was trying to take it off him and every time he dropped it I tried to kick it away and he'd just chase after it. It was bouncing everywhere - eventually, I managed to distract him enough to get him away from it.
Finally, after much efforts, the walker was able to hide the toy and get on with the walk. However, we don't they'll ever forget this experience.
There's a bit of a drop and I tried to kick it near there and it bounced into a ditch, then I was like 'Charlie come on, let's go'. I found it funny but I think I would have been mortified if I'd bumped into somebody. My friends thought it was hilarious and were laughing their heads off - we had many jokes about it, I don't think I'll ever live it down.
